WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the heck is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please shed some light on before I snap? How The Fuck?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm freaking right now. It's like the universe just pul